21st century "Romance Enhancement"

I never saw the words' Blue Velvet" in the store's sign (makes it sound like an out of date discount carpet store) When you call them a brisk and friendly Aussie-sounding voice more aptly identifies as just Shagg Romance Enhancement Boutique". Modesty and the fact that this website is accessible by minors demands that I say little other than this is sort of place that succeeds in making you not feel like a grungy pervert for even entering. They are discreet yet frank in guiding you to whatever it is that you've come in for in the line of, as they say, "romantic enhancement" - or so I'm told ;-)