The words "deep dish" have never been so recklessly and cavalierly used. Come on, guys. A think crust does not make it deep dish. Heck, sparse toppings on top of a thick crust definitely does not make it deep dish. This deep dish pizza flies in the face of every characteristic one would use in defining a deep dish pizza.

Deep S*** Pizza - Fooled me twice, I feel shame! If you like your pie to be made on a thick piece of drywall, have so little cheese that the mozza looks translucent, pizza sauce like a bleached out crime scene - no evidence of red anywhere, and have toppings so sparse that it looks like confetti on a church floor from a wedding that occurred a week earlier, this is the place for you!

Scene:
Purchased slice of Meat Lover's pizza.

Negatives:
The only thing that is deep about the pizza here is the sense of disappointment you feel when you eat it. The toppings are as superficial as a Polly Shore movie. Given its extreme dryness, I could not eat it. I plan on returning it to the museum at Pompeii (pending carbon dating), as the only logical explanation for the condition of this... more